Litter Sucks, And So Do The People Who Do It!

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Trash... garbage... litter... refuse... debris... junk... crap... I hate it. I hate the damned stupid morons who think it's okay to just chuck it out the window, or drop it onto the street. Who the hell do they think they are? Where are their parents?

Here are my ideas about this: Everyone, I mean EVERYONE, is issued a weapon. Some sort of gun. Then, whenever ANYONE sees ANYONE throw trash, or litter, or whatever you want to freaking call it, they MUST SHOOT THEM ON SIGHT! If they kill them, they get a bonus, if they simply wound them, they get a minimal bounty. All this would be backed up by the films from nearby security cameras (the ones the world is becoming more and more populated with).

IF you see someone litter and don't shoot them, we cut off one of your toes. In addition, if you are seen littering, we find your parents and cut off one of their toes. And another thing, look out Budweiser, we start penalizing companies if their product is littered more than others. Yeah, that's right, the cigarette companies would be in even MORE BIG TROUBLE!

And anyone who doesn't like this plan, or who refuses to participate (like refusing to carry their gun) would be chained to a damned garbage truck so they can pick up the freaking trash all day.

Next time, let's talk about licensing childbirth!
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